All of our pets have at least 6 to 8 names each. My dog alone has several: Cassie, Cassmeistro, Casino, Castrol-Syntec, Nuhkles, NBJ, the Nuhkler System, the baby, and on, and on, and ON. Between me, Kyle, and Mike... we have at least 15 different ones for each other. In fact, I don't remember the last time that I called my brother "Mike" or "Michael" when I wasn't mad at him. I even got my mom to call him "Spankel" once or twice.
Among some of Mike's more infamous names are:
- Spankel Spankster
- Uncle Munkle*
- Spankler System
- Chuckle*
- Butt Monkey
- Ogre Tank*
- Gabriel Afro
- Chimp Child
- Ass Clown Jr.
- Quasimike-o and the 3 Gargoyle Buddies Eric, Eric, and Eric
*These names are shared by both Mike and Kyle.
