-- Why are you here
-- Everything happens for a reason
-- God doesn't like ugly
-- Aren't you pretty
-- Well, don't you look nice today (As opposed to every other day when I look like complete shit)
-- You look like shit today
-- You have nice eyes
-- Your eyes protrude from your head
-- People with $tatu$ have more time and effort to dwell on frivilous shit
-- Pain is relative, but it's of no relation
-- You're always black before you're anything else
-- I didn't know black people lived in Iowa
-- I didn't get into medical school because I'm a white male
-- They show minorities preference
-- If I had the choice between being privileged and being preferred, I'd go with privileged
-- You have a nice smile
-- You have nice lips
-- Your lips are too big
-- You're too sensitive
-- You're too harsh
-- Princess
-- Bitch
-- You have a melancholy disposition
-- You're funny
-- You're psychic
-- You're psycho
-- You have big feet
-- It pays to have small feet
-- Wow, you're tall
-- You're like the perfect girl--you're funny, smart, you like sports, you're a good height (this was said as the guy walked out of the door with my 5'1, 100 lbs., cheerleading roommate)
-- You're not special or anything
-- I love you
-- Just because you don't love me, doesn't mean I can't love you
-- Damn
-- Damn, baby
-- Damn, baby, you got more meats than pigs' feets' (I'm prettry sure that this was supposed to be a compliment in refernce to my ass, but how would anyone respond to this--I quickly evacuated the premises)
-- We can't go swimming unless you want to be stabbed or drowned by the white kids (1980 Little Rock, Arkansas)
-- Racism really doesn't exist anymore
-- Kiss my ass
-- You're the one that's always hanging out with that white girl
-- You smell good
-- You stink
-- You're a minimalist
-- You're materialistic
-- You're fat
-- You're not fat fat, sloppy fat, just regular fat
-- You're intimidating
-- You're so nice
-- You're so mean
-- You're always more assimilated in your mind than in anyone else's
-- Nigger
-- Your name doesn't sound black
-- That sounds like a black name to me
-- I imagined you to be a little, blonde bimbo
-- Oh, so you're Tiffany. And is that what you go by
-- You're always more oppressed in your mind than in anyone elses'
-- Stupid, fuckin' nigger
-- You talk too fast
-- You talk too much
-- You don't talk enough
-- Do you think there's volleyball in heaven
-- There has to be I guess or it wouldn't be heaven
-- Why don't people ever do what they say they're going to do
-- That's what I like about you; you do what you say you'll do
-- Why do you talk like that
-- You didn't sound black on the phone
-- All my black friends say that
-- You're only here because you're a minority, and not because you deserve to be
-- You could a been anything that you wanted to and I can tell, the way you do the things you do
-- You're a survivor
-- You're bitter
-- You're lucky
-- I'd hate to be you