Cuss words --I want them to mean something again. Saying shit and damn and fuck every other word, like a valley girl seeding her sentences with, well, 'like', is stupid, silly, redundant, and ultimately it will water the language down sufficiently that we'll have to take a hammer to someone else just to get them to notice we'd just nailed our collective thumb with the same hammer only moments before. All this when a simple 'SHIT!' would due. I want my wife, when I finally get one, to be able to tell the difference between a missed clutch free throw, a stubbed big toe, and Hannibal Lector breaking out the Chianti in our living room.